Posted: Tue Feb 07, 2006 10:06 pm
To the officer at the bottom of the hill on 421.....
But, the seals not broken Sir, I cant be drunk
But, the seals not broken Sir, I cant be drunk
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:08 pm
Oh, that was you that i was tailgaiting?
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:41 pm
But officer, I'm friends with skicop. Can't we work something out?
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 4:48 pm
That would never work. I probably get pulled over more than you do. 
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:09 pm
'OCCIFER, I'M NOT AS THINK AS YOU DRUNK I AM'.
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:24 pm
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Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:24 pm
Does it really look like I spilled beer on my shirt?
Ken
Ken
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 5:33 pm
True Story:
After a night of hard drinking at the local pool hall (my gf and I had broken up after 4 years together, so my buddies took me out), I realize that i left my famous and lucky Kavu visor at the bar. So, we leave the bar we are at and head back to the pool hall. Of course, we are on the strip (for you UT folks) and its crawling with police. I'm not driving, but my buddy was...he wasn't the most sober person in the world. The lights come on behind us, of course, so we pull over.
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
My buddy: Well, probably because I've had too much to drink.
Officer: (Surprised) That may be, but I pulled you over b/c your taillights are out.
I got to spend awhile in the back of the crusier while my buddy walked the line, etc... Not arrest were made, but needless to say we ended the night right there. The next weekend we went back to the pool hall, where lo and behold, they remembered me and my visor! And they saved it for me!
After a night of hard drinking at the local pool hall (my gf and I had broken up after 4 years together, so my buddies took me out), I realize that i left my famous and lucky Kavu visor at the bar. So, we leave the bar we are at and head back to the pool hall. Of course, we are on the strip (for you UT folks) and its crawling with police. I'm not driving, but my buddy was...he wasn't the most sober person in the world. The lights come on behind us, of course, so we pull over.
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
My buddy: Well, probably because I've had too much to drink.
Officer: (Surprised) That may be, but I pulled you over b/c your taillights are out.
I got to spend awhile in the back of the crusier while my buddy walked the line, etc... Not arrest were made, but needless to say we ended the night right there. The next weekend we went back to the pool hall, where lo and behold, they remembered me and my visor! And they saved it for me!
Posted: Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:50 pm
Zeus wrote:
True Story:
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
My buddy: Well, probably because I've had too much to drink.
That is the dumbest response I have ever heard.
True Story:
Officer: Do you know why I pulled you over?
My buddy: Well, probably because I've had too much to drink.
That is the dumbest response I have ever heard.
Posted: Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:06 am
try sitting in the car next to somebody when they say that.
Could've killed him.
Could've killed him.