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daddygrace
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I'm 39 yrs. old, adopted, an only child, never been married, and have no kids as far as I can tell.... And so as to avoid any "darts" being tossed at me... I shall also mention that I am of the heterosexual persuasion.... How's that for squashing the reproduction talk... :lol:
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daddygrace wrote:
have no kids as far as I can tell....

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"Nothing changes if nothing changes."
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SkiCop wrote:


skipink wrote:


TheGnar wrote:


k2josh wrote:
so lemme get this straight gnar...you're going to work with kids at the church, and your practicing the pre-marital relations? what kind of example is that for the church kids braddah?





LOL...A bad one I guess. I never understood the whole "no sex till marriage" thing or the whole "no living with your significant other" thing. What happens when you marry that chick and she ends up having the clap and is the biggest slob you've ever seen.



You gotta do "hands on research" before making that kind of commitment, no?



You might change you attitude when your own daughter moves in with some guy.





PLEASE! Let's not mention the possibility that TheGnat might reproduce.



Only thing tehGnats needs to repro is a little H20....
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k2josh wrote:
Call me skioutsider13....F K N A...my bad on that sentence (or lack there of)!

Its my fault that i dont spell check.

Lets get this thread back on topic



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SkiCop wrote:
PLEASE! Let's not mention the possibility that TheGnat might reproduce.





TheGnat...LOL...Awesome.
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The weather is nice, I'm walking to subway today.
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TheGnar wrote:
What happens when you marry that chick and she ends up having the clap



I guess that you to would have the clap as well. Then you could do a tv commercial. Regardless though, if she has it she has it. What is the difference in catching it before you are married vs. after.
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TheGnars Commercial.



TG: (smiling) Hello, I am the Gnar and I have genital warts, however that does not stop me from putting my bread into the oven. I just wrap it up.



Miss Gnar: (big smile) Thats right. when we found out about TG's problems it was too late. But I have this pill that stops the itching and burning. My oven still gets hot and when TG's dough rises we are stil able to bake the bread.
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Ham sangwitch... lost another pound.... 184 as of 6:30 this a.m...
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