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Were holding a "Stinkathon" this weekend

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to come up with the Epic "Stinkyism" or quotable things you have heard intoxicated individuals say. Doesnt have to be board members words, just a killer, memorable one liner.

What cha got???



My Bro at East Carolina, The Attic night Club in Gville, Halloween night, 1988 Black Crowes Headlining. My Bud in the Ace Frehley makeup says, " Man, I think Ivvvveeee had enough!" and passes out in the middle of the crowd, center stage standing room only , during the second song.
"You mean there is Two of them??"
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When I turned 23 my buddies, God bless them, pumped $250 worth of drinks in my in a hour and a half. I asked "how fat is she"
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@2slikstix 216936 wrote:to come up with the Epic "Stinkyism" or quotable things you have heard intoxicated individuals say. Doesnt have to be board members words, just a killer, memorable one liner.

What cha got???



My Bro at East Carolina, The Attic night Club in Gville, Halloween night, 1988 Black Crowes Headlining. My Bud in the Ace Frehley makeup says, " Man, I think Ivvvveeee had enough!" and passes out in the middle of the crowd, center stage standing room only , during the second song.



And then??? Sucks to miss a show.
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Back in my days at WVU a girl told my buddy he was a drunk A-hole.



His reply ......



"Ya but tomorrow I'll wake up sober but you'll still be ugly."
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Thats the best he had?
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@Zone Driven 216961 wrote:Thats the best he had?



This is the "G" rated version of his reply.
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@CatPatrol 216949 wrote:And then??? Sucks to miss a show.



Then it was back to suite 401 in the Belk dormatory, carying his *** the whole way, so the cops didnt take him
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So I'm with my brother in law this one time at a bar and he is obnoxiously drunk. We're trying to get him out of there and I say to him softly, "Time to go, the bar is closing." He gets up, weaves his way down the bar, stopping at every bar stool, gets in the face of each "occupant" and yells, "GET OUT!!!!!!"
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