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Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 7:34 pm
by 2slikstix
to come up with the Epic "Stinkyism" or quotable things you have heard intoxicated individuals say. Doesnt have to be board members words, just a killer, memorable one liner.
What cha got???
My Bro at East Carolina, The Attic night Club in Gville, Halloween night, 1988 Black Crowes Headlining. My Bud in the Ace Frehley makeup says, " Man, I think Ivvvveeee had enough!" and passes out in the middle of the crowd, center stage standing room only , during the second song.
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:10 pm
by Zone Driven
When I turned 23 my buddies, God bless them, pumped $250 worth of drinks in my in a hour and a half. I asked "how fat is she"
Posted: Tue Jul 06, 2010 9:37 pm
by CatPatrol
@2slikstix 216936 wrote:to come up with the Epic "Stinkyism" or quotable things you have heard intoxicated individuals say. Doesnt have to be board members words, just a killer, memorable one liner.
What cha got???
My Bro at East Carolina, The Attic night Club in Gville, Halloween night, 1988 Black Crowes Headlining. My Bud in the Ace Frehley makeup says, " Man, I think Ivvvveeee had enough!" and passes out in the middle of the crowd, center stage standing room only , during the second song.
And then??? Sucks to miss a show.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 5:07 am
by teledave
"I'm a mess.", the one and only Mr. Stinky.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:23 am
by jfulciniti
Back in my days at WVU a girl told my buddy he was a drunk A-hole.
His reply ......
"Ya but tomorrow I'll wake up sober but you'll still be ugly."
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 9:45 am
by Zone Driven
Thats the best he had?
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 11:14 am
by jfulciniti
@Zone Driven 216961 wrote:Thats the best he had?
This is the "G" rated version of his reply.
Posted: Wed Jul 07, 2010 12:32 pm
by 2slikstix
@CatPatrol 216949 wrote:And then??? Sucks to miss a show.
Then it was back to suite 401 in the Belk dormatory, carying his *** the whole way, so the cops didnt take him
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 9:27 am
by angel
So I'm with my brother in law this one time at a bar and he is obnoxiously drunk. We're trying to get him out of there and I say to him softly, "Time to go, the bar is closing." He gets up, weaves his way down the bar, stopping at every bar stool, gets in the face of each "occupant" and yells, "GET OUT!!!!!!"
Posted: Thu Jul 08, 2010 10:59 am
by MSDOG
We are going to bring a national championship to the University of Tennessee..........Lane Kiffin.....